Special thanks to Murder by Chocolate and friends and family that attended my inaugural book signing. Couldn’t have asked for a better evening.
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I’m taking a break from my real job to say:
RINGS JUST BROKE INTO THE TOP 100!
Thanks to those of you who jumped in and downloaded already. A special thanks to Diann, Elena, Audrey, Ezra, Sarah or Sarah(?), Victor, Becky, Ed, Dane, and Gunther for reviewing it so quickly!
“Say again, Gerard?”
I loved writing Lucinda for this story. She’s always been extremely independent, but as I drafted the series ending last month, I realized just how much she has to grow as a character. Most importantly, she needed to be able to defend herself. (She demanded a weapon.) So I gave her a dagger, sharp like her wit and suited to the conflict ahead. Knowing Lucinda, it won’t be enough. . .
She puts the book down and slides over, subtle as a pickpocket. Nobody else notices.
“How does one properly hold a dagger?” There’s a determined look in her eye, the same one that says she won’t take no for an answer. “Someone has to protect you two,” she says, glancing at Carmen.
She ignores the question. “What do I do?”
“Depends on the kind,” I whisper back.
What she shows me is a rusty, double-edged Ralfian with a thin, stubby crossguard and no quillons. It’s definitely past its prime but still functional, and only slightly oversized for her hand. Not a bad pick for a beginner.
“Reverse, hammer, forward, and palm-enforced.” I flip through the basic grips at my side so no one else is likely to see. “Stick with forward. Only idiots and Nightshades use the palm-enforced, and reverse grip is for stabbing people from behind. Mostly.”
“Just don’t use the pointy end on me.”
She smiles reassuringly, eyes twinkling, and slips it back into her dress pocket. There’s a light snapping sound as it clicks into place. . .
Available now on Amazon: RINGS.
“Never wink ashleep. . . .”
“Local or person-to-person. A typical grassroots effort might include . . .political, educational, artistic, and especially collegiate movements involving the common people.” (Urban Dictionary)
As some of you know, I’m doing a grassroots launch for my fantasy novella RINGS, and I’d love your help. RINGS is the second installment of The Paladin’s Thief, a parody/pastiche series enjoying (and gently mocking) fantasy from the 1980’s. (Think Dragonlance meets Lord of the Rings, with a hint of Terry Pratchett.) Can you help?
Any Kindle download on Thursday, May 28th will make a huge difference in how RINGS is positioned on Amazon. The download will cost $3.99, and if you like epic fantasy and lighthearted irony, you will probably enjoy RINGS. Of course, any download after Thursday will also be appreciated. . .
The first novella in the series (DARTS) will also be available on May 28th as a free promotional.
Enlist people in your network—especially those who like fantasy—to download RINGS on May 28th. If you know someone that runs a blog or book review site, ask if they’d be interested in reviewing RINGS or DARTS. If you feel inclined, tell your Facebook friends or share a link on your twitter feed. Part of the difficulty in self-publishing is connecting with those interested in your work.
As part of my book launch, I’ve been told to write taglines. I’ve done a couple, but I’d love to see what my friends come up with. If you’ve read DARTS, post a tagline for a major or minor character in the comments section of this blog. If you haven’t read DARTS, write a tagline about me, and then go read DARTS. (If you haven’t done either, make up something outrageous. There will be a wildcard prize, in addition to the regular prizes.)
The best taglines boil down the essence of a character, book, or movie in one single, catchy phrase, becoming a calling card for the person/work/movement:
“I have a dream.”
“Shaken, not stirred.”
“One ring to rule them all. . .”
“To boldly go where no one has gone before.”
So get your grassroots on and post your best taglines in the “LEAVE A REPLY” section below. Bonus points for layered meanings!
“Dead means different things to different people. . .”
Download it next Thursday.
“It hits hard, like this morning’s poison. Someone tried to kill me today. In front of my kids. I may be small, but if I’m going down, I’m taking big people with me… .”
RINGS is out next week on Amazon. Thanks for the support!