I sketched the attached comic several years ago, but saved it until I found a cartoonist. (For a laugh, ask me for the original. In celebration of my previous vampire-riddled post, help me come up with a caption for the following cartoon:
I have a caption in mind for it, but maybe yours is better? Submit yours in the reply section by next Wednesday, April 1st (not a joke) for a chance to win a paperback copy of DARTS. And Subscribe. It’s fun!
“Dimitri, your breath smells like garlic. Have you been feasting on Italians again?”
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Skip the caption and put frankenstein in there with lots of staples on his neck and a worried expression on his face.
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“Dimitri, let’s mosey on down to Frank’s office and have a little fun!”
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“Dmitri, have you seen Crazy Olga anywhere? She left her dentures on my desk again, the old bat!”
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“No, no, Dmitri, THIS is what we use to remove staples from manila folders!”
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“I swear, Dmitri, if you leave your spare dentures in the staff bathroom one more time, so help me, I WILL put a stake in your scrawny chest!”
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“Look, Dmitri! I found the solution to your tooth decay problem! And it was right beneath our noses the whole time!”
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Sorry, I’ve been having fun with this, old chap.
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Yep, Nate. Nailed it. This site is all about fun. . .
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“Vat is dis you arr doing, Dimitri? If you weesh to climb the bureaucratic ladder, you muzt remove de staples width these vampliers. The saliva is most unprofessional.”
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You see – Dimitri we have become a bit more civilized in somethings…
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“Stop eating my notebook or I’ll pinch you with this sharp thing!”
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“I suhzpect foul play here, Dimitri, I told my friend, Skeets [our CFO] dat he should have kept hes mouth shoot instead of blabbing about de missing mohney. Don’t just stand there, find Skeets. He’s got information dat ve must have…and all ve have ees vell…hes teeth…..”
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Here is my staple remover. You can stop using your teeth Dimitri!
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They just don’t make dentures like they used to
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Loosing your fangs could be detrimental to your diet you can’t replace your fangs – a stapler remover can be replaced
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